Book Description
"I'm not asking you to believe every conspiracy
theory you'll find in this book. . . . I didn't write this
book to give you all the answers. The Warren Commission did
that, and the answers were all wrong. I wrote this book to
inspire you to do what the powers that be wish you wouldn't:
to question authority . . . and to keep an eye out for
Elvis."
--Richard
Belzer
Is it just a coincidence that Richard Belzer plays a
detective on the hit NBC series Homicide: Life on the Street?
Maybe. But the fact is, when he's not busting criminals on
TV, the acid-tongued, legendary search-and-destroy comic
known affectionately as "The Belz" is doing
real-life detective work: searching out evidence, sifting
through long-buried facts, and destroying popular
misconceptions involving everything from the JFK
assassination ("There's only one living member of the
Warren Commission, and that's Gerald Ford. He's also the
dumbest member of the Warren Commission. Coincidence?")
and the existence of UFOs to secret germ warfare and those
ominous visits (long before the movie) from men in black.
In UFOs, JFK, and Elvis, the distinguished statesman of
stand-up comedy tackles some of the biggest conspiracies and
cover-ups this side of Roswell. Just what is it that they
don't want you to know about the assassinations of John
Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, and John Lennon?
Alien abductions and the "face" on Mars? The
downing of TWA Flight 800? The ancient order of the
Freemasons and evidence of extraterrestrial experimentation?
Finally, one lone "nut" exposes the conspiracy
to keep conspiracies a dirty little secret, standing up to
the shadowy forces that would have us believe that Oswald
acted alone, those lights in the sky are weather balloons,
and fluoridated water is good for you (yeah, right).
"Some of the smartest people I know . . . find it
easier--and certainly more comforting--to believe that
America is the only country on earth with no conspiracies at
all." Just remember: do not ask on whom The Belz has
told--he's told on them.
