Book Description
"We are professionals. Though not specifically
professionals in the field of 'psychology' or 'psychiatry,'
we are both highly paid actors and comedians, and as such
know more about neuroses than you could possibly imagine. . .
."
If you're tired of following the rules, dating people from
Mars and Venus, gorging on chicken soup for your soul, or
getting lost on a road less traveled, then it's time you
listened to Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo, two people who
actually sweat the small stuff . . . because, let's face it,
if your body doesn't sweat, it dies--much like Ben and
Janeane's train wreck of a relationship many years ago. From
that experience came wisdom and self-reproachment. Now, in
Feel This Book, they tackle the tough questions:
- Is love necessary?
- How can I make money off my spouse?
- Compassion--is it overrated?
- Why can't I sleep around and still love you?
- How many times have you told your significant other that
you would pick up something for dinner on your way home from
the office, and next thing you knew you're at an all-night
eatery with some hermaphrodite you found on the strip, having
eggs and bacon at three in the morning?
Through helpful tips, completely fabricated case studies,
the six laws of spiritual success, the fourteen by-laws of
spiritual awakening, and the twenty-three addendums and
sub-laws regarding anything spiritual and successful, Stiller
and Garofalo teach such valuable lessons as:
- When it comes to family, grasp onto the blame and don't
let go
- Make the connection . . . between Deepak and Tupac
- Your mother lied; looks are everything, and the sooner you
submit and stop denying the inevitable, the happier you will
be
- And much more!
Feel This Book. Let it be your path, your compass, your
sensible shoes, your Frappuccino®. It's what self-help was
meant to be.
